With Valentines fast approaching I thought I might do a little post on what Valentines means for those of us who are not so fortunate in love, as the rest of you coupled up show offs. 😉
Step 1. Pretend that we are happy for our gushing friend, who is bragging about how they have the best significant other in the world.
“I’m happy for you…really I am”
Step 2. Mock affectionate couples from afar.
“Hahahaha do you realize how ridiculous the two of you look?”
Step 3. Buy pity party supplies for your evening alone…all alone *sigh*.
Step 4. Stalk your exes and their relationships on facebook! And console yourself with the fact “you are much prettier than her”
“I have no idea what he sees in her”
Step 5. After all that stalking burnt some calories you decide you derserve a little Ben and Jerry’s, and by a little I mean eating your weight in the stuff.
“this ought to do…for now anyways”
Step 6. Throw yourself on the floor like a small child who can not get their way, and wallow in self pity!
Step 7. Get up brush yourself off and realize you feel a lot better, and that you are thankful that this day comes only once a year.
I really hope you guys got a kick out of this post! Happy Tuesday!